So remember how I was trying to come up with a baby-friendly edible play-doh? I thought if I mixed enough powdered sugar and powdered milk into applesauce, that would do the trick. So I mixed about 3 cups of powdered milk and a whole pound of powdered sugar into HALF A CAN of applesauce.
I also killed the motor on my failing hand mixer (maybe a stand mixer is in my future?!?!)
Just so you know...
Applesauce does not work.
They all started to freak out.
So I spent half an hour scraping it off their skin and then chiseling it off the counter, bowl, high chair tray, and trashcan.
Fail.